I'm Del,18, San Diegan
I'll talk to anyone who needs someone to talk to, don't be shy. I'm open about everything so feel free to shoot me questions.
I struggle with depression and cutting, and I have seen just about every disorder or issue so PLEASE talk to me if you need someone.
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Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:*chokes into his drink*
ROL:You should respect your elders.
Me:You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:*chokes on his drink again*
ROL:*storms off*
Dad:*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:What?
Dad:Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
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57 minutes ago

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

(via mymindhasimploded)

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57 minutes ago
popsugartech:

Comic-Con’s first ever geek couture fashion show was UNREAL. Our favorite? This LOKI dress.

popsugartech:

Comic-Con’s first ever geek couture fashion show was UNREAL. Our favorite? This LOKI dress.

(via mymindhasimploded)

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58 minutes ago

In the future

Husband:honey, it's okay to let go. Be at peace.
Me:I just... I need to know one thing
Husband:yes?
Me:Has-
Husband:what is it?
Me:has someone giffed every moment of the Office?
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59 minutes ago
burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]

clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head

(Source: shicksome, via mymindhasimploded)

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Posted
1 hour ago

coldironthrone:

"Is a blender that doesn’t blend still a blender?"- My friend bought "wind chimes" that don’t chime and this turned into a philosophical discussion

(via mymindhasimploded)

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1 hour ago

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

(via bdnocampo)

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1 hour ago

deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via iambambi)

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1 hour ago

mushiemallows:

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

(via bdnocampo)

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1 hour ago
brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

(Source: Wikipedia, via iambambi)

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1 hour ago

(via overheard-at-school)

How about we read fifty shades of you shut the hell up?
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1 hour ago
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